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i got jokes


You should probably stay away from AllState in this case.

Not very good hands.

2:41 pm, by brevetcaptain
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I’m pro-choice.

10:57 am, by brevetcaptain
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Ratzinger will still provide a voice in every new Pixar film right?

1:04 pm, by brevetcaptain
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Daytona

Ray Lewis is the honorary starter? Watch out for slashed tires in the garage.

8:41 am, by brevetcaptain
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But if I call in a bomb threat to the Tabernacle, no one gets to see Soundgarden.

Unless you mean that other thing. Which would just be … worth looking into. I wonder if I can get one of these cloned phones I hear about on the news.

I keed, I keed. PRANK CALL PRANK CALL.

12:03 pm, by brevetcaptain
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I haven’t seen two white dudes dueling with so much on the line since Burr vs. Hamilton.

10:19 pm, by brevetcaptain
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Sandy Lyle has a putterhead the size of the Stone of Scone.

11:13 am, by brevetcaptain
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For my anon: @Metsy says, “Park a few houses down from her and call. Wait however long she says in your car. (Obvs only works if she says 10 min or so).”

Metsy is a lawyer, so proceed carefully. Lawyers are known miscreants.

11:48 am, by brevetcaptain
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