You should probably stay away from AllState in this case.
Not very good hands.
I’m pro-choice.
Ratzinger will still provide a voice in every new Pixar film right?
Ray Lewis is the honorary starter? Watch out for slashed tires in the garage.
But if I call in a bomb threat to the Tabernacle, no one gets to see Soundgarden.
Unless you mean that other thing. Which would just be … worth looking into. I wonder if I can get one of these cloned phones I hear about on the news.
I keed, I keed. PRANK CALL PRANK CALL.
I haven’t seen two white dudes dueling with so much on the line since Burr vs. Hamilton.

Sandy Lyle has a putterhead the size of the Stone of Scone.
For my anon: @Metsy says, “Park a few houses down from her and call. Wait however long she says in your car. (Obvs only works if she says 10 min or so).”
Metsy is a lawyer, so proceed carefully. Lawyers are known miscreants.