Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax and Cabbages and Kings.

father of the year in training


greengrey:

golden-notebook:

No, Pinterest. That is a terrible idea. That’s the lamest shit ever. Staaaaahhp. 

You know that someone who does this would be the most obnoxious mother EVER. 
“Hi mom, just calling to let you know I was made partner…”
“BUT YOU’RE STILL NOT MARRIED ARE YOU!? I TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL IN A WEDDING DRESS *SOB* AND THANKS TO YOU I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DISPLAY IT! I SACRIFICED SO MUCH…”
“But mom…partner. Y’know, at a law firm.”
“I DIDN’T TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU IN A PANTSUIT NOW DID I. ARE YOU A LESBIAN!?”
We’re going to have some really fucked up people walking around in 20+ years if some internet parents are anything to go by. 

Imma take a picture of my son in just a bowtie to give his friends on his 13th birthday. Because boys should have fun too.

greengrey:

golden-notebook:

No, Pinterest. That is a terrible idea. That’s the lamest shit ever. Staaaaahhp.

You know that someone who does this would be the most obnoxious mother EVER.

“Hi mom, just calling to let you know I was made partner…”

“BUT YOU’RE STILL NOT MARRIED ARE YOU!? I TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL IN A WEDDING DRESS *SOB* AND THANKS TO YOU I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DISPLAY IT! I SACRIFICED SO MUCH…”

“But mom…partner. Y’know, at a law firm.”

“I DIDN’T TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU IN A PANTSUIT NOW DID I. ARE YOU A LESBIAN!?”

We’re going to have some really fucked up people walking around in 20+ years if some internet parents are anything to go by.

Imma take a picture of my son in just a bowtie to give his friends on his 13th birthday.

Because boys should have fun too.