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acmesalesrep


I know.

But I get locked out without it. It’s a requirement for all machines connecting to their netword—even, I suppose, a Linux box. 

I haven’t had a virus on any of my macs since somewhere around 1995.

3:43 pm, by brevetcaptain
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Yep, that’s what I’ve come to realize.

What a freaking pain in the tuckas.

1:42 pm, by brevetcaptain
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acmesalesrep replied to your photo: Our local (and only) theater chain sucks.

Just remember: The more theatres Lincoln appears in, the greater the chance of something bad happening. Historical precedent, you know.

11:33 am, by brevetcaptain
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Not even a little bit.

Much like their complete lack of a sense of humor.

6:45 pm, by brevetcaptain
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But if I call in a bomb threat to the Tabernacle, no one gets to see Soundgarden.

Unless you mean that other thing. Which would just be … worth looking into. I wonder if I can get one of these cloned phones I hear about on the news.

I keed, I keed. PRANK CALL PRANK CALL.

12:03 pm, by brevetcaptain
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11:23 pm, by brevetcaptain
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Possible, but the vocabulary is a little too advanced for most college students.

This reads like something a broke grad student wrote for a paper mill. I despise the mills for exploiting poor grad students and adjuncts in the name of ‘helping’ lazy undergrads with money.

3:07 pm, by brevetcaptain
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Indeed it does.

But I am not a sucker, so I don’t care. I just want my money back.

4:19 pm, by brevetcaptain
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