Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax and Cabbages and Kings.



samsplace:

brevetcaptain:

Also, Jack and Coke is horrible drink. Drink whiskey neat, on the rocks, or GTFO.

The standard retort to an order like that in my old place was “and will the Gentleman be having anything?”

A friend in Louisville has banned a woman from his house because she poured Diet Coke into Pappy. She is his wife’s best friend.

12:29 pm, reblogged by brevetcaptain
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  1. onefootinthegrave said: Turk 101 and a big ice cube.
  2. sonjamikail reblogged this from brevetcaptain and added:
    I love Diet Coke, but I only mix it with cheap booze, I know better. My brother, on the other hand, almost gave me a...
  3. brevetcaptain reblogged this from samsplace and added:
    A friend in Louisville has banned a woman from his house because she poured Diet Coke into Pappy. She is his wife’s best...
  4. samsplace reblogged this from brevetcaptain and added:
    The standard retort to an order like that in my old place was “and will...Gentleman be...
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