Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax and Cabbages and Kings.



Also, Jack and Coke is horrible drink. Drink whiskey neat, on the rocks, or GTFO.

12:24 pm, by brevetcaptain
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  1. onefootinthegrave said: Turk 101 and a big ice cube.
  2. sonjamikail reblogged this from brevetcaptain and added:
    I love Diet Coke, but I only mix it with cheap booze, I know better. My brother, on the other hand, almost gave me a...
  3. brevetcaptain reblogged this from samsplace and added:
    A friend in Louisville has banned a woman from his house because she poured Diet Coke into Pappy. She is his wife’s best...
  4. samsplace reblogged this from brevetcaptain and added:
    The standard retort to an order like that in my old place was “and will...Gentleman be...
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