“What I’ve learned is that you should not ask a Norwegian what he likes about firewood, but how he does it—because that’s the way he reveals himself. You can tell a lot about a person from his firewood stack.”
Best article ever? Best article ever.
“One thing that really divides is bark.”
Fantastic.
And bark down. Like a Swede.
“One thing that does not divide Norway, apparently, is its love of discussing Norwegian wood.”
“But the real excitement came when the action moved, four hours later, to a fireplace in a Bergen farmhouse.”
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Shut up. it’s a serious issue. Bl