Of Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax and Cabbages and Kings.



dysfunctionarian replied to your post: you’re lucky. i have the “unprepared for an exam” dream about every two or three months, and i have since probably high school. i also have several variations thereof, including my personal favorite: “i forgot i was taking this college class and accidentally quit going about two weeks into the semester and now it’s the last day of class.” these dreams will haunt me forever.

Ohhhh my ex is a bartender, and he has bar dreams all the time. One night he was talking in his sleep and he kept saying, “RING MONTY UP AS CHARDONNAY.” Monty is my dog.

Totally hilarious and believable.

I haven’t dreamed about my old job at a chowderhouse in years, but I used to dream about being six tables deep, all entrees and apps coming out, drink orders messed up, and then being sat a couple of new tables.

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