Not, but we have a Publix right around the corner.
Not kidding at all. AT ALL.
Funerals are insanely expensive. Not for me. No casket, no urn, no headstone, nothing. Take what’s left of me, light some cigars, drink some Sams, and open up the Folger’s can and toss me in the Atlantic from Fisherman’s Beach on Nantucket. DONE.